Pepto Bismol Complaint

So, I saw this commercial for Pepto-Bismol a few weeks ago, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. I finally decided to write them an email and voice my complaints. I am sure they won't care or give it notice, but at least I've written them and I feel better.

Now, I realize that the whole point is probably SUPPOSED to be that this dude doesn't speak ENGLISH as his first language, but in my current situation, making fun of anyone for their speech issues is anything but funny...

Here is the commercial:

ME?!?!?! A PROCRASTINATOR?!?!?!

Scarlett: I can't think about that right now. If I do, I'll go crazy. I'll think about that tomorrow.

My DH told me yesterday that I was a procrastinator... I'm in SHOCK!!!!! I'm so offended I think I'll go do something else for a while and come back to thinking about how upset I am about it later. Ok, ok, ok, so I am not really shocked. At least he admitted to being one too. I just am a lazy person at heart, and not to mention a perfectionist. Yes, this sounds like a contradiction in terms but its not, really, I promise. :p Here is my theory: I do not like to undertake things that are beyond out of control because I cannot accomplish them with the amount of skill that I demand of myself. Does that sound like mumbo jumbo? lol... Well, take my house for instance... Its so monumentally cluttered and icky that I just don't even want to start decluttering cleaning because I know that I will concentrate on the miniscule rather than the big picture. And in the meantime, my kids will continue to dump bags of sugar, dogfood, catfood, cereal, and yarn onto the floor, and the dog will continue to scatter said items throughout the house. What I NEED is a maid. :-) Then again I am afraid that my family would scare her away her first day. hehe