One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time

So I was reading one of my favorite blogs: Free Range Kids, and today's post is CRACKING ME UP!!! Let me give you the general idea of what it was all about: Rewriting classic book titles that include free range kids and their adventures for modern day paranoia... Some examples:

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

The Lion, the Witch, and the Carseat

And To Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street!

And To Think I Saw It Out of the Backseat Window of My Mom’s Minivan on The Way to Soccer Practice!

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Alice and Her Caregiver’s Adventures in Wonderland

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret.

Are You There, Mom? It’s Me, Margaret. Text Me

Where the Wild Things Are

Where the Wild Things Are Lonely because Max is on Ritalin

Oh, The Places You’ll Go

Oh, The Places You’ll Wish Your Parents Had Let You Go

Lilly’s Purple Plastic Purse

Lilly’s Purple Plastic Purse Confiscated at Schoolhouse Door; Charges Pending

Pat the Bunny

Pat the Bunny And Then Slather Your Hands With Purell

James and the Giant Peach

James and the Giant Organic Peach

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life

Frog and Toad Are Friends

Frog and Toad Play Gameboy

Harold and the Purple Crayon

Harold and the Purple Crayola No-Mess Marker

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Mercury Poisoning

Hop on Pop

Sit Near Pop (He might get hurt)

Chicka-Chicka Boom-Boom

Chicka-Chicka NO Boom-Boom (The Helmet Edition)

Charlotte's Web

Charotte's Web Meets Raid

A Charlie Brown Christmas

A Charlie Brown Non-Specific Winter Holiday