Wednesday, January 20

One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time

So I was reading one of my favorite blogs: Free Range Kids, and today's post is CRACKING ME UP!!! Let me give you the general idea of what it was all about: Rewriting classic book titles that include free range kids and their adventures for modern day paranoia... Some examples:

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
The Lion, the Witch, and the Carseat

And To Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street!
And To Think I Saw It Out of the Backseat Window of My Mom’s Minivan on The Way to Soccer Practice!

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Alice and Her Caregiver’s Adventures in Wonderland

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret.
Are You There, Mom? It’s Me, Margaret. Text Me

Where the Wild Things Are
Where the Wild Things Are Lonely because Max is on Ritalin

Oh, The Places You’ll Go
Oh, The Places You’ll Wish Your Parents Had Let You Go

Lilly’s Purple Plastic Purse
Lilly’s Purple Plastic Purse Confiscated at Schoolhouse Door; Charges Pending

Pat the Bunny
Pat the Bunny And Then Slather Your Hands With Purell

James and the Giant Peach
James and the Giant Organic Peach

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Life

Frog and Toad Are Friends
Frog and Toad Play Gameboy

Harold and the Purple Crayon
Harold and the Purple Crayola No-Mess Marker

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Mercury Poisoning

Hop on Pop
Sit Near Pop (He might get hurt)

Chicka-Chicka Boom-Boom
Chicka-Chicka NO Boom-Boom (The Helmet Edition)

Charlotte's Web
Charotte's Web Meets Raid

A Charlie Brown Christmas
A Charlie Brown Non-Specific Winter Holiday

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