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So THIS is what happens when you put toast in the toaster and don't pay attention to the fact that a cookie sheet has fallen on top of the release lever. The lever doesn't release your toast which in turn continues to cook and cook until it is reduced to ash. The cookie sheet gets hot and melts the toaster. Also, your house becomes filled with thick gray smoke and your children can't breathe for about 10 minutes. And 12 hrs later your house still reeks.
Moral of the story: pay attention lol