Monday, August 27

Some funny quotes

(Disclaimer: not meant to offend anyone lol)

"For me, religion is like a rhinoceros: I don't have one, and I'd really prefer not to be trampled by yours. But it is impressive, and even beautiful, and, to be honest, the world would be slightly worse off if there weren't any."
-Silas Sparkhammer

"The one thing that a clean house and dirty house have in common, is that you don't know where to sit."

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