You know you are a bad mom when....

Your son who has a speech delay is sitting on the couch saying "shut up" and "ho ho ho" and you say outloud to your husband, "it sounds like he was saying 'shut up, ho'" and then your son says "shut up, ho" about 5x in a row... Luckily we got him back to "shut up, aya" after that........... *rolls eyes*